Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Even if you aren't in doubt, consider \ | the mental welfare of the person who | | has to maintain the code after you, and | | who will probably put parens in the | | wrong place. -- Larry Wall in the perl | \ man page / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;