Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. \ | can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. | | Considered by many to be a "light" | | beer. All the cans look identical. When | | you take one from the fridge, it opens | | itself. The ingredients list is not on | | the can. If you call to ask about the | | ingredients, you are told that "you | | don't need to know." A notice on the | | side reminds you to drag your empties | \ to the trashcan. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;