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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  It seems these two guys, George and    \
| Harry, set out in a Hot Air balloon to  |
| cross the United States. After forty    |
| hours in the air, George turned to      |
| Harry, and said, "Harry, I think we've  |
| drifted off course! We need to find out |
| where we are."                          |
|                                         |
| Harry cools the air in the balloon, and |
| they descend to below the cloud cover.  |
| Slowly drifting over the countryside,   |
| George spots a man standing below them  |
| and yells out, "Excuse me! Can you      |
| please tell me where we are?"           |
|                                         |
| The man on the ground yells back,       |
| "You're in a balloon, approximately     |
| fifty feet in the air!"                 |
|                                         |
| George turns to Harry and says, "Well,  |
| that man *must* be a lawyer".           |
|                                         |
| Replies Harry, "How can you tell?".     |
|                                         |
| "Because the information he gave us is  |
| 100% accurate, and totally useless!"    |
|                                         |
| That's the end of The Joke, but for you |
| people who are still worried about      |
| George and Harry: they end up in the    |
| drink, and make the front page of the   |
| New York Times: "Balloonists Soaked by  |
\ Lawyer".                                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;