Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine, \ | | | Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline ... But if | | you split those atoms fine, | | | | Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine! | | | | Gimme zits, take my dough, | | | | Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll ... Call | | the devil and sell my soul, | | | | But Mama keep dem atoms whole! | | | | -- Milo Bloom, "The Split-Atom Blues," | \ in "Bloom County" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;