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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Gimme Twinkies, gimme wine,             \
|                                         |
| Gimme jeans by Calvin Kline ... But if  |
| you split those atoms fine,             |
|                                         |
| Mama keep 'em off those genes of mine!  |
|                                         |
| Gimme zits, take my dough,              |
|                                         |
| Gimme arsenic in my jelly roll ... Call |
| the devil and sell my soul,             |
|                                         |
| But Mama keep dem atoms whole!          |
|                                         |
| -- Milo Bloom, "The Split-Atom Blues,"  |
\ in "Bloom County"                       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;