Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It's hard to tune heavily tuned code. \ | :-) | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199801141725.JAA07555@wall.org> / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;