Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The hardest thing is to disguise your \ | feelings when you put a lot of | \ relatives on the train for home. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;