Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / interest, n.: \ | | | What borrowers pay, lenders receive, | | stockholders own, and | | | \ burned out employees must feign. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;