Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Twenty two thousand days. Twenty two \ | thousand days. It's not a lot. It's all | | you've got. Twenty two thousand days. | | | | -- Moody Blues, "Twenty Two Thousand | \ Days" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;