Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Under deadline pressure for the next \ | week. If you want something, it can | | wait. Unless it's blind screaming | \ paroxysmally hedonistic... / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;