Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / ...the prevailing Catholic odor - \ | incense, wax, centuries of mild | | bleating from the lips of the flock. | | | \ -- Thomas Pynchon, _Gravity's Rainbow_ / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;