Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The avocation of assessing the failures \ | of better men can be turned into a | | comfortable livelihood, providing you | | back it up with a Ph.D. | | | \ -- Nelson Algren, "Writers at Work" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;