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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Five names that I can hardly stand to   \
| hear, Including yours and mine and one  |
| more chimp who isn't here, I can see    |
| the ladies talking how the times is     |
| gettin' hard, And that fearsome         |
| excavation on Magnolia boulevard, Yes,  |
| I'm goin' insane, And I'm laughing at   |
| the frozen rain, Well, I'm so alone,    |
| honey when they gonna send me home?     |
|                                         |
| Bad sneakers and a pina colada my       |
| friend,                                 |
|                                         |
| Stopping on the avenue by Radio City,   |
| with a                                  |
|                                         |
| Transistor and a large sum of money to  |
| spend... You fellah, you tearin' up the |
| street, You wear that white tuxedo, how |
| you gonna beat the heat, Do you take me |
| for a fool, do you think that I don't   |
| see, That ditch out in the Valley that  |
| they're diggin' just for me, Yes, and   |
| goin' insane, You know I'm laughin' at  |
| the frozen rain, Feel like I'm so       |
| alone, honey when they gonna send me    |
| home? (chorus)                          |
|                                         |
\ -- Bad Sneakers, "Steely Dan"           /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;