Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / After the Children of Israel had \ | wandered for thirty-nine years in the | | wilderness, Ferdinand Feghoot arrived | | to make sure that they would finally | | find and enter the Promised Land. With | | him, he brought his favorite robot, | | faithful old Yewtoo Artoo, to carry his | | gear and do assorted camp chores. | | | | The Israelites soon got over their | | initial fear of the robot and, as the | | months passed, became very fond of him. | | Patriarchs took to discussing abtruse | | theological problems with him, and each | | evening the children all gathered to | | hear the many stories with which he was | | programmed. Therefore it came as a | | great shock to them when, just as their | | journey was ending, he abruptly wore | | out. Even Feghoot couldn't console | | them. | | | | "It may be true, Ferdinand Feghoot," | | said Moses, "that our friend Yewtoo | | Artoo was soulless, but we cannot | | believe it. He must be properly | | interred. We cannot embalm him as do | | the Egyptians. Nor have we wood for a | | coffin. But I do have a most splendid | | skin from one of Pharoah's own cattle. | | We shall bury him in it." | | | | Feghoot agreed. "Yes, let this be his | | last rusting place." | | | | "Rusting?" Moses cried. "Not in this | | dreadful dry desert!" | | | | "Ah!" sighed Ferdinand Feghoot, | | shedding a tear, "I fear you do not | | realize the full significance of | | Pharoah's oxhide!" | | | | -- Grendel Briarton "Through Time & | | Space With Ferdinand | | | \ Feghoot!" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;