Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I \ | don't have any more bullets," thought | | Frito. | | | | -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard | \ Lampoon parody of Tolkein / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;