Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Professor Gorden Newell threw another \ | shutout in last week's Chem Eng. 130 | | midterm. Once again a student did not | | receive a single point on his exam. | | Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this | | quarter. Newell's earned exam average | \ has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;