Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "For the most part, Democrats don't \ | question the Republican's right to | | govern when they win elections" | | | | Heck, Democrats don't question the | | Republican's right to govern even when | | Democrats win elections. | | | \ -- Moopheus, on scienceblogs.com / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;