UCLA Linux User Group. Free as in Freedom.

404 Not Found

Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  "Reintegration complete," ZORAC        \
| advised. "We're back in the universe    |
| again..." An unusually long pause       |
| followed, "...but I don't know which    |
| part. We seem to have changed our       |
| position in space." A spherical display |
| in the middle of the floor illuminated  |
| to show the starfield surrounding the   |
| ship.                                   |
|                                         |
| "Several large, artificial              |
| constructions are approaching us,"      |
| ZORAC announced after a short pause.    |
| "The designs are not familiar, but they |
| are obviously the products of           |
| intelligence. Implications: we have     |
| been intercepted deliberately by a      |
| means unknown, for a purpose unknown,   |
| and transferred to a place unknown by a |
| form of intelligence unknown. Apart     |
| from the unknowns, everything is        |
| obvious."                               |
|                                         |
\ -- James P. Hogan, "Giants Star"        /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;