Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / blithwapping: \ | | | Using anything BUT a hammer to hammer a | | nail into the | | | | wall, such as shoes, lamp bases, | | doorstops, etc. | | | \ -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;