Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / We have lingered long enough on the \ | shores of the Cosmic Ocean. | | | \ -- Carl Sagan / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;