Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If computers take over (which seems to \ | be their natural tendency), it will | | serve us right. | | | \ -- Alistair Cooke / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;