Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The opposite of a correct statement is \ | a false statement. But the opposite of | | a profound truth may well be another | | profound truth. | | | \ -- Niels Bohr / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;