Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Lots of people drink from the wrong \ | bottle sometimes. | | | | -- Edith Keeler, "The City on the Edge | | of Forever", | | | \ stardate unknown / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;