Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Here I am in the POSTERIOR OLFACTORY \ | LOBULE but I don't see CARL SAGAN | \ anywhere!! / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;