Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Hlade's Law: \ | | | If you have a difficult task, give it | | to a lazy person -- | | | \ they will find an easier way to do it. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;