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$ fortune | cowsay

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/ David Brinkley: The daily astrological  \
| charts are precisely where, in my       |
|                                         |
| judgment, they belong, and that is on   |
| the comic page. George Will: I don't    |
| think astrology belongs even on the     |
| comic pages.                            |
|                                         |
| The comics are making no truth claim.   |
| Brinkley: Where would you put it? Will: |
| I wouldn't put it in the newspaper. I   |
| think it's transparent rubbish.         |
|                                         |
| It's a reflection of an idea that we    |
| expelled from Western thought in the    |
|                                         |
| sixteenth century, that we are in the   |
| center of a caring universe. We are     |
|                                         |
| not the center of the universe, and it  |
| doesn't care. The star's alignment      |
|                                         |
| at the time of our birth -- that is     |
| absolute rubbish. It is not funny to    |
|                                         |
| have it intruded among people who have  |
| nuclear weapons. Sam Donaldson: This    |
| isn't something new. Governor Ronald    |
| Reagan was sworn                        |
|                                         |
| in just after midnight in his first     |
| term in Sacramento because the stars    |
|                                         |
| said it was a propitious time. Will:    |
| They [horoscopes] are utter crashing    |
| banalities. They could apply to         |
|                                         |
| anyone and anything. Brinkley: When is  |
| the exact moment [of birth]? I don't    |
| think the nurse is                      |
|                                         |
| standing there with a stopwatch and a   |
| notepad. Donaldson: If we're making     |
| decisions based on the stars -- that's  |
| a cockamamie                            |
|                                         |
| thing. People want to know. -- "This    |
| Week" with David Brinkley, ABC          |
| Television, Sunday, May 8, 1988,        |
|                                         |
| excerpts from a discussion on Astrology |
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;