Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Fortune's Contribution of the Month to \ | the Animal Rights Debate: | | | | I'll stay out of animals' way if | | they'll stay out of mine. | | | | "Hey you, get off my plate" | | | \ -- Roger Midnight / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;