Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / The average individual's position in \ | any hierarchy is a lot like pulling a | | dogsled -- there's no real change of | \ scenery except for the lead dog. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;