Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The college graduate is presented with \ | a sheepskin to cover his intellectual | | nakedness. | | | \ -- Robert M. Hutchins / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;