Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "If a computer can't directly address \ | all the RAM you can use, it's just a | | toy." | | | | -- anonymous comp.sys.amiga posting, | \ non-sequitir / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;