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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  Graduating seniors, parents and        \
| friends...                              |
|                                         |
| Let me begin by reassuring you that my  |
| remarks today will stand up to the most |
| stringent requirements of the new       |
| appropriateness.                        |
|                                         |
| The intra-college sensitivity advisory  |
| committee has vetted the text of even   |
| trace amounts of subconscious racism,   |
| sexism and classism.                    |
|                                         |
| Moreover, a faculty panel of            |
| deconstructionists have reconfigured    |
| the rhetorical components within a      |
| post-structuralist framework, so as to  |
| expunge any offensive elements of       |
| western rationalism and linear logic.   |
|                                         |
| Finally, all references flowing from a  |
| white, male, eurocentric perspective    |
| have been eliminated, as have any other |
| ruminations deemed denigrating to the   |
| political consensus of the moment.      |
|                                         |
| Thank you and good luck.                |
|                                         |
| -- Doonesbury, the University           |
\ Chancellor's graduation speech.         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;