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$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Graduating seniors, parents and \ | friends... | | | | Let me begin by reassuring you that my | | remarks today will stand up to the most | | stringent requirements of the new | | appropriateness. | | | | The intra-college sensitivity advisory | | committee has vetted the text of even | | trace amounts of subconscious racism, | | sexism and classism. | | | | Moreover, a faculty panel of | | deconstructionists have reconfigured | | the rhetorical components within a | | post-structuralist framework, so as to | | expunge any offensive elements of | | western rationalism and linear logic. | | | | Finally, all references flowing from a | | white, male, eurocentric perspective | | have been eliminated, as have any other | | ruminations deemed denigrating to the | | political consensus of the moment. | | | | Thank you and good luck. | | | | -- Doonesbury, the University | \ Chancellor's graduation speech. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;