Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / No man is useless who has a friend, and \ | if we are loved we are indispensable. | | | \ -- Robert Louis Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;