Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Hawkeye's Conclusion: \ | | | It's not easy to play the clown when | | you've got to run the whole | | | \ circus. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;