Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I object to intellect without \ | discipline; I object to power without | | constructive purpose. | | | | -- Spock, "The Squire of Gothos", | \ stardate 2124.5 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;