Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Everyone who comes in here wants three \ | things: | | | | (1) They want it quick. | | | | (2) They want it good. | | | | (3) They want it cheap. I tell 'em to | | pick two and call me back. | | | | -- sign on the back wall of a small | \ printing company / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;