Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Have you seen the latest Japanese \ | camera? Apparently it is so fast it can | | photograph an American with his mouth | \ shut! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;