Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /`You have been unsubscribed \ | from the high energy personal | | | | protection devices mailing list' | | I dont remember getting into | \ the mailing list / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;