Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / If I have trouble installing Linux, \ | something is wrong. Very wrong. | | | \ -- Linus Torvalds / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;