Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How many Zen masters does it take to \ | screw in a light bulb? A: None. The | | Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen | | master stays out | | | \ of the way. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;