Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "Thirty days hath Septober, April, \ | June, and no wonder. all the rest have | | peanut butter except my father who | \ wears red suspenders." / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;