Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / "What do you do when your real life \ | exceeds your wildest fantasies?" | | | | "You keep it to yourself." | | | \ -- Broadcast News / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;