Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / First study the enemy. Seek weakness. \ | | | -- Romulan Commander, "Balance of | \ Terror", stardate 1709.2 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;