Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In practice, failures in system \ | development, like unemployment in | | Russia, happens a lot despite official | | propaganda to the contrary. | | | \ -- Paul Licker / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;