Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / * Caytln slaps Lisacatfight \ | :P Watch it girl, I like | \ that. :) figures :D / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;