Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Taxes, n.: \ | | | Of life's two certainties, the only one | | for which you can get | | | \ an extension. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;