Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Rev. Jim: What does an amber light \ | mean? Bobby: Slow down. Rev. Jim: | | What... does... an... amber... light... | | mean? Bobby: Slow down. Rev. Jim: | | What.... does.... an.... amber.... | \ light.... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;