Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The more laws and order are made \ | prominent, the more thieves and robbers | | there will be. | | | \ -- Lao Tsu / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;