Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Remember thee Ay, thou poor ghost while \ | memory holds a seat In this distracted | | globe. Remember thee! Yea, from the | | table of my memory I'll wipe away all | | trivial fond records, All saws of | | books, all forms, all pressures past, | | That youth and observation copied | | there. | | | \ -- William Shakespeare, "Hamlet" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;