Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Insanity is the final defense ... It's \ | hard to get a refund when the salesman | | is sniffing your crotch and baying at | \ the moon. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;