Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________ / Fortune's current rates: \ | | | Answers .10 | | | | Long answers .25 | | | | Answers requiring thought .50 | | | | Correct answers $1.00 | | | \ Dumb looks are still free. / ------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;