Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have no doubt the Devil grins, As \ | seas of ink I spatter. Ye gods, forgive | | my "literary" sins-- The other kind | | don't matter. | | | \ -- Robert W. Service / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;